dear john mayer:
just so you know, when you say douchey things, it complicates my life. i feel like i am doing part-time PR for you because i'm the only one willing to say i don't think you're necessarily a douchebag. maybe you are, maybe you're not. i don't know you! therefore, i think the only way to settle this is for us to get to know each other. no prejudgements, i'll forget everything i've heard about you and start fresh. maybe we could meet for coffee? just an honest conversation, off the record. trust me, this will be good for your image. help me help you.
let me know,